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Slow Trainwreck Hippo

Slow Trainwreck Hippo

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Buy Blended Trainwreck Kratom Powder Here!

Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend! (difficult to make, often out of stock)

"Slow Trainwreck Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend - which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom. This version is combines all of our SLOW strains!

While you'd expect it to be extremely Slow, this blend actually won't put you straight to sleep. It's comforting, warm, and gives the predictable Slow Leaf mood boost. 

In-House Hippo Feedback: 

"This blend is incredible at chilling you out but giving you subtle energy [if you gain some energy from Slow Leaf] at the same time. After taking this blend I am in the most pleasant mood, and ready to tackle the day!" - Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer, who makes this mix for us)

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Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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Buy Blended Trainwreck Kratom Powder Here!

Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend! (difficult to make, often out of stock)

"Slow Trainwreck Hippo" is our version of the notorious "Trainwreck" kratom blend - which refers to a robust mix of several different types of Kratom. This version is combines all of our SLOW strains!

While you'd expect it to be extremely Slow, this blend actually won't put you straight to sleep. It's comforting, warm, and gives the predictable Slow Leaf mood boost. 

In-House Hippo Feedback: 

"This blend is incredible at chilling you out but giving you subtle energy [if you gain some energy from Slow Leaf] at the same time. After taking this blend I am in the most pleasant mood, and ready to tackle the day!" - Josh Hippo (Chief Production Officer, who makes this mix for us)

KEEP IT FRESH

Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.

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