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Smiley Horned Hippo

Smiley Horned Hippo

Buy Super Red Horn Kratom Powder Here!

Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!

The Slowest-of-the-Slow.

This rare Super Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.

Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.

Keep It Fresh

Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Kratom Capsule Details:

  • ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
  • Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
  • Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

  • 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
  • 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Warning: Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit-forming and lead to dependence. Misuse may result in opioid-like withdrawal symptoms and other adverse effects.
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Buy Super Red Horn Kratom Powder Here!

Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!

The Slowest-of-the-Slow.

This rare Super Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.

Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.

Keep It Fresh

Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Kratom Capsule Details:

  • ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
  • Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
  • Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

  • 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
  • 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Warning: Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit-forming and lead to dependence. Misuse may result in opioid-like withdrawal symptoms and other adverse effects.