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Smiley Horned Hippo

Smiley Horned Hippo

Christmas Sale Collection - Green/Red Kratom Strains

Buy Super Red Horn Kratom Powder Here!

Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!

The Slowest-of-the-Slow.

This rare Super Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.

Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.

Keep It Fresh

Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Kratom Capsule Details:

  • ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
  • Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
  • Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

  • 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
  • 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Warning: Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit-forming and lead to dependence. Misuse may result in opioid-like withdrawal symptoms and other adverse effects.
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Buy Super Red Horn Kratom Powder Here!

Smiley Horned Hippo (Super Red Horn) Kratom is our Slowest and Happiest Red Leaf of all!

The Slowest-of-the-Slow.

This rare Super Red Vein Kratom strain brings happy thoughts and peaceful feelings.

Smiley Horned Hippo is best for those rough days when you need some extra help bringing a smile to your face… Those days when all you want is ultimate relaxation and deep relief.

Keep It Fresh

Your batch of Happy Hippo Mitragyna speciosa powder comes in a convenient, USDA-compliant, resealable food-grade pouch.

Kratom Capsule Details:

  • ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
  • Vegetarian capsule casing – no gelatin!
  • Derived from the same kratom leaf as Smiley Hippo fine powder

Capsule to Powder Conversions:

To calculate your kratom capsule “sweet spot”, use this simple formula:

  • 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
  • 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
Warning: Kratom interacts with opioid receptors and may be habit-forming and lead to dependence. Misuse may result in opioid-like withdrawal symptoms and other adverse effects.